Six-word Stories

Back in 2006, Wired magazine published an article that mentioned how Ernest Hemingway once write a six-word story ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.").  The magazine asked various sci-fi, fantasy, and horror writers to take a shot at it.  Some examples from the article:

• Automobile warranty expires. So does engine. - Stan Lee
• Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert please. - Steve Meretzky
• We kissed. She melted. Mop please! - James Patrick Kelly
• I'm dead. I've missed you. Kiss...? - Neil Gaiman

Here are my own attempts:

• "Hey, watch this!" His last words.
• She finds love.  My heart breaks.
• Astronauts reach Mars. Refuse return trip..
• Life refused. Lit fuse. Wind defused.
• System hacked! NSA tracked. Jailed, sacked.
• Browser deflected. Malware injected. System infected.
• Deity looks down. Shakes head. Cries.
• Writer faces deadline. Watches TV instead.

Hope you enjoyed these.  Feel free to try a few of your own and post in the comments.