Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine | | Translation: I need someone really bad… Are you really bad? |
| I'm leavin' my life in your hands | | After all, a perfect stranger is the best person to make life or death decisions for me. |
| People say I'm crazy and that I am blind | | Do you think they're trying to tell me something? |
| Risking it all in a glance | | See, I can't be blind… I'm able to "glance"… |
| And how you got me blind is still a mystery | | To me, anyway… Everyone else says it's because I'm desperate and in denial. |
| I can't get you out of my head | | My psychiatrist used the phrase "unhealthy obsession"… but what does SHE know? |
| Don't care what is written in your history | | A person's criminal record never says anything nice about them, anyway… |
| As long as you're here with me | | Say, don't you have a job? You're always here. |
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| I don't care who you are | | The neighbors say there's a registered sex offender on our street now. |
| Where you're from | | I met you in detox. |
| What you did | | …to your last three wives and their children... |
| As long as you love me | | It IS me you love, right, and not my spotless credit report and five-figure savings account? |
| Who you are | | You know, there was a guy on America's Most Wanted who looked just like you… |
| Where you're from | | So where DO you go when you leave the house for a week or two every month? |
| Don't care what you did | | I'm sure I deserved that broken arm, which is healing nicely anyway. |
| As long as you love me | | You do, don't you? Those others are just friends, right? |
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| Every little thing that you have said and done | | Calling me fat, stupid, and ugly makes me just love you more… |
| Feels like it's deep within me | | i.e., I believed you. I'm fat, stupid, ugly, and oh so lucky to have you to remind me. |
| Doesn't really matter if you're on the run | | After all, the criminal life is glamorous and exciting… |
| It seems like we're meant to be | | You've convinced me that no one else wants me. Not that you let me talk to anyone else anyway. |
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| I don't care who you are (who you are) | | …or the fact that you have several drivers licenses in different names and a passport from Iraq. |
| Where you're from (where you're from) | | ...or the illegitimate children you have scattered around the country. |
| What you did | | Like the time you pawned all my jewelry to buy a guitar and amplifier… |
| As long as you love me (I don't know) | | At least I think you do. You never actually say it. |
| Who you are (who you are) | | Why did that woman at the mall have a picture of you with her kids? |
| Where you're from (where you're from) | | …or which cult you're part of… |
| Don't care what you did | | For example, robbing that liquor store the other night… |
| As long as you love me (yeah) | | …or at least come by when you need something. |
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| I've tried to hide it so that no one knows | | …that you beat me whenever I talk to anyone else… |
| But I guess it shows | | …I guess make-up can't hide a black eye… |
| When you look into my eyes | | …with that expression of homicidal rage and jealousy. |
| What you did and where you're comin from | | …a drug deal in Columbia… |
| I don't care, as long as you love me, baby | | …or is that "keep making babies"?… |
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| I don't care who you are (who you are) | | …or why you get calls from overseas and leave the house in a hurry... |
| Where you're from (where you're from) | | Why can't you speak English? I thought you were from Cleveland... |
| What you did | | Who set up a meth lab in my basement? |
| As long as you love me (as long as you love me) | | …and my girlfriends while I'm out earning our only income… |
| Who you are (who you are) | | We've been together 5 years. How come I still don't know your last name? |
| Where you're from (where you're from) | | You sure do have a lot of stories about prison riots… |
| Don't care what you did (yeah) | | …or why you have an electronic band around your ankle... |
| As long as you love me (as long as you love me) | | …and your other two wives… |
| Who you are (who you are) | | …or "were" before the sex change... |
| Where you're from | | Just out of curiousity, which planet did you say that was? |
| What you did | | Keeping your mummified mother in the attic is just soooo sentimental and sweet... |
| As long as you love me | | …though that doesn't explain why I found you and the guys naked in the hot tub. |
| Who you are (who you are) | | Your name is "Ted", isn't it? I can never remember the next morning... |
| Where you're from (where you're from) | | …and why you stood in the bushes outside my bedroom window every night before we dated. |
| As long as you love me | | What's this invitation from the Jerry Springer Show doing in my mail? |
| Who you are | | …Uncle Steve… |
| As long as you love me | | Handcuffs + hot wax = Love… Right? |
| What you did (I don't care) | | …or the fact that I'm your alibi for July 17-31, 1998... |
| As long as you love me | | ...since you won't let me see my friends anymore. |
